Sounds kinda like the story of the Mexican Fisherman and the Investment Banker.

Damn... you know how hard it is to drive one of those?

The 8" lifetime-guaranteed Wusthof Classic is dishwasher safe and "triple riveted for permanence." We like the sound of that, and did we mention it was dishwasher safe? [Wusthof Classic]

The 8" lifetime-guaranteed Wusthof Classic is dishwasher safe and "triple riveted for permanence." We like the…

You get eight hams, but they aren't very big.

it looks like that raccoon has inappropriate romantic feelings for your cat.

There were a couple approved by Jalopnik in the past with reviews and all. The most commonly used and Jalop approved one was the DVR-027. It's $60 for the authentic model (there are ALOT of fakes so beware and make sure you buy from the right seller). A highspeed sd card is another $25. It's good for the day, and…

Why does that matter?

People are quick to mock these sorts of things, but I challenge anyone to go to an event like this and not have a hell of a time.

I have created this helpful illustration below to explain which people I am referring to (See Figure 1).

Please don't give PETA sole credit for this. Other animal welfare groups, including Big Cat Rescue, petitioned Porsche cancel their plans for the tiger cubs.

Silly dealers. Everyone knows it BALLOONS that sell cars, not tigers. Duh

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Canadian here. I'm flabbergasted the United States doesn't have mandatory paid vacation. That feels like a human rights violation in my eyes.

Thank you for this. It is reminding me of that ENRAGING Cadillac commercial that was on pretty regularly the last few months featuring a douchebag mansplaining about how we may not have August off like some fancy Europeans, but we get to drive marginally nicer cars so it is worth it to work ourselves to death. It is…

Well in the words of the great George W Bush, holding down three jobs so you can feed your kids and afford health insurance is "uniquely American." Ain't that fantastic, amiright people?

Yes! Finally someone said it. What a bunch of pussies with out of whack priorities we are to think that a society should strive to provide a good life for all of its citizens like that's a fucking goal to strive for. That we should value family and travel and time given to art and contemplation and relaxation. That's…

My dad, a Boomer, occasionally reminds me that "everyone pays their dues". I then remind him that in his 20s he supported a wife, two kids, and a mortgage on one income and had Fridays off in the summer.