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I thought of that when I read "pea-sized brains."

Finally, real hope for Men's Rights Advocates.

Should have named him Chancellor Meowron.

Bookcase?

She also masturbates and lumbers toward adults males "rear end first"

I constructed elaborate underground Soviet spy complexes out of my Little Golden Books and Malibu Barbie and brunette (weird magic bearded even) Ken would torture blond Ken and brunette off-brand Barbie would have to come and rescue him. And they they would bang.

I do so enjoy the word 'nary'. Top marks.

"I was not expecting her to be putting her butt that close to my son," says Robin Thicke's bewildered mom. [NYDN]

Look.

If we're going to solve the problem of Rape Ruining Rapists' Lives, we may have to try something different.

What we're doing now obviously isn't working . . . .

Stupid sexy Flanders.

There's nothing else we could be spending that money on, folks. NOTHING AT ALL.

I was just easing into it and then BAM it's done. What? Wait... I was right there!

Hentai in Kentucky? That was unexpected.

The first time I Skyped with my son he was three and he was like "mama...how did daddy put you in the computer?" MAGIC

She looks like me in Zumba class. And that's not a good look.