Little Basil Whittlestone was never seen again.
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You'll have to be cool with CSC or SAIC or TASC or General Dynamics or somebody like that doing it because (a) fucking everything is contracted out, and (b) the capacity for technological innovation in your average federal agency is choosing different angles from which one mashes one's face onto the keyboard.
I hate when prison, any prison, is called "cushy." Maybe it sucks less than state prison or supermax, but any prison is going to be terrible. If you need permission to get up from the dinner table as an adult, something is amiss. If you don't get to decide when to wake up or when to go outside or what to eat, you've…
"You look like a famous cat. Her name is Bub. She looks a little smarter than you, though."
As a die-hard Simpsoniac, let me embiggen this cromulent assertion by saying I strongly believe that starting around season 12 the Simpsons started to noticeably rely more on physical, gross out jokes than on the satire, literary/pop culture humour and subtle site gags of Seasons 1-10. I would argue they have veered…
Have you seen a recent episode? Nowadays it's not that ridiculous an accusation.
i'll wait until that study comes out, thank you.
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We can only hope.
"Why couldn't she be the other kind of mermaid, with the fish part on top and the lady part on the bottom?"
I presume they jettison their eggs through a small hole into a depression in the sand or rock-pool or something. Then their gentleman affiliate drips his jizz over them, or slightly up-current.
But would that sex partner be TSUNDERE AND KAWAII?? (desu)
30% more fabric to make plus-sized yoga pants does not equal a 30% hit to their profits from selling those pants. Fabric costs are a small portion of the total cost of clothing manufacturing.
30% more fabric and thread. The other costs remain the same, so the item wouldn't be 30% more expensive to produce, right? And also? If they're only making 19% on a $98 pair of yoga pants, they are doing something seriously, seriously wrong.
But rape humour is so edgy! It rejects the status quo of our rape-free world and makes us imagine a world where sexual assault would be rampant, its perpetrators treated with impunity and its victims shamed and silenced! Avant-garde!
If anal is anything like bananas in nutella, sign me up!
Hey! I have former slaves in my family tree, too! And on my mother's side of the family, one of our ancestors was hung as a traitor in the Revolutionary War!
Cool story bra.
TRUE DAT. My mother lost her mind when she saw me post an article about the negative effects that physical punishment has on children and my subsequent comment that only monsters hit children and that I have never and would never do that to my son. That I can discipline him (and I am not a very lenient parent) without…