If you smoke marijuana, Tony Stewart will kill you.

Last year, I bawled my eyes out when Mo left the mound for the last time. I seriously cried for about 10 minutes when Andy and Jeet took him out and he crumbled in front of the crowd.

Seriously, though? Looks too good to be true? To me it looks pixelated, flat and awkward, based on this gif. Look at the left of the image. Clearly a flat plane with a photo attached. This is only going to look realistic until you turn your camera the wrong way or walk too close to something.

Wait - let me think about your last statement. You want to be part of a social network, but you don't want people to know who you are? Isn't that anti-social by definition?

Holy shit that banner illustration. I can't imagine that work-order.... Hey Jim... here's what I need.....

*is black and qualified to comment*

Fucking Philly. Hey genius, the second part of an "if, then" sentence is supposed to be something that follows as a consequence of the first part. If the second clause is definitely going to happen, then saying "if blah blah blah" doesn't make any sense.

Waiting for mustachioed newcomer Werdna Elddib to take the boat racing scene by storm.

No...just...no.

Not us, nuh uh! Not THIS time!