Team Landlord.

The renters are douchebags of the highest order. Hope they pay for everything and then some.

Jesus christ. The gall on that woman sending you that email. How arrogant is she? SHE DESTROYED THAT POOR WOMAN'S HOUSE!

I'm just going to talk about the time when I met Iman.

One time, when M'lady and I were the "regular people" on an episode of that Project Runway rip-off that Bravo threw together after they lost Project Runway, I met Iman.

For Real! I'm so disappointed that Deadspin has not reported on this story. This is national news. Whether they didn't think there was enough evidence to charge for a rape, there was MORE than enough evidence that Lewan was interfering with a police investigation, tampering, harassing, and verbally assaulting and…

As an NYC-based designer who knew of these two based on their work and prominence in the field, I've been eye-rolling this project since it's debut because it reeked of fame-whoring from the start. (Am I the only one?)

I finally checked their site out over the weekend and found them both so annoying, albeit in different (yet very stereotypical) ways. She was clingy and oversensitive; he was a combination of a "player" and a controlling jerk; and considering they seemed to be programmed to drive each other crazy it was inevitable the…

Look, far be it for me to defend these two annoyingness piles, but no one can out-annoying Matt Lauer in this video.

Does the guy who held the sign and wrote the email know about this?

Took the words out of my mouth. A young and financially insecure birth makes things a helllll of a lot harder no matter how rosy and upbeat your disposition. Those are just the facts.

It doesn't have to be, but it often is. Ignoring that fact doesn't change it.

Yeah, the awareness slowly dawning in her dim little eyes was hilarious. From "I didn't say that" to "I don't remember saying that" to "It was taken out of context, I'm totally not that person" to "I'm Southern so I should get a pass", she ran through the entire gamut of lame excuses as the audience laughed and…

Her wonky eyebrows really bring out the dazed and confused look in her eyes. She really has no clue what's waiting for her on the other side..and you have no idea how sinfully gleeful this makes me.

I have to admit that her deer in the headlights/"I just just got caught being an asshole"/ fake remorse/"I'm sorry I got caught"/"I'm sorry you were offended" response to this is more than I could've hoped for. If she just owned it than she would have sort of the upper hand, because she wouldn't give a fuck. She's…

It becomes even more awkward if you imagine she's singing Rihanna's Umbrella.

You don't need a white asshole. You ARE a white asshole.

This parallels something that happened to me many years ago. Long story short, fast forward five years and he was still pulling the same shit but with a child and a pregnant wife. Tell her.

Talking about complex social issues requires talking about broad swaths of people. Nobody is actually saying that white people are all the same.