Yes, the Amish are absolutely the go-to people for technology questions. I stand corrected. Now if you'll excuse me, my mom needs her West Coast basement back for her support group on how to deal with hipster children and their savage, snappy attacks on large media outlets.

Later in the game, after a few vodka and Red Bulls, the man returned to open the bottle by waiting until it turned around to order a drink and then sucker punched it for talking to his girlfriend. The bottle fell and split open on the ground more than he intended. He would later plead down to a simple battery and…

The six worst Colts ever:

It shouldn't come as a surprise to any hardcore football fan that the PATs are the most tedious aspect of the game.

As always, Eli gets the last laugh on the Patriots.

So... that turns your $200 Wayfarers into $8.95 generic shades, right?

Career-wise I believe I envy Jeremy Clarkson more than anyone else...In the wuuuuurld.

Anna was originally charged with a hit, but it was later ruled an error.

The 666 was a reference to her future husband's ERA.

This man should be arrested and jailed.

Oh wow, the Pats looking like assholes. Uncharted waters for them.

I'm sure College Station isn't the only place in Texas where tickets are given for being shaded too dark.