Who gave Richie Incognito a job as an air traffic controller already?
And threatening to kill pilot mothers to boot.
You sir, have been a busy man.

Teenage Ghandi is the name of my new band. We open for Imagine Dragons next weekend.

According to his Facebook, Mr. Fauxhawk McDouchenozzle is "against bullying".

Sweet Jesus, the man's name is "Indy" not "Indie". If you're going to write a nerd tangent in which you start out with useless information about your name origins, at least follow that up with spelling your topic correctly.

Wait, is this an auto flush urinal? Who in the hell installs an auto flush urinal in their home?

Different crash. The planes actually collided over Staten Island but one went down in Park Slope across from where my friend now lives. Clipped the top of this building and crashed into the building across from it. It's why the bricks are different along the top.

I'm just curious, have you worked in the service industry before?

Kinda tight up in the cockpit as well.

That clip is total fantasy.

P.S. you have a photo of the totally non-related, yet still awesomely decrepit Michigan Central Terminal in there for next to no reason.

When exactly did Sasha Grey travel back in time and pose for your little title graphic here?

When exactly did Sasha Grey travel back in time and pose for your little title graphic here?

When exactly did Sasha Grey travel back in time and pose for your little title graphic here?