Giant. Pink. Fish.

This feels like the next iteration of Progress Quest.

You played it on Facebook? I’m a little confused here...

He also looked like he dipped on the awards ceremony but they made him get back onstage.

The salt is glorious.

They did. It’s especially weird, because the correct comic shows up in the header image.

If I was good enough to get an endorsement, I’d drink one can then spend the rest of the day refilling that can with water.

Articles about D&D always welcome. Thank you.

Man, can you imagine how much better the beginning of this game would be if Basch was the main character? Your character was stuck in a cell for years, accused of treason against the king you served and despised by the public. On the other hand, the gradual trust that’s regained between Basch and the other characters…

As someone posted above, Peach doesn’t have a moustache, which hopefully indicates that Cappy is on his own, and not Mario in control at all. Incest is kinda gross, mmmkay.

Since my wife’s Outback is awd, I saved a ton and just took the tires off when they got worn out. Saved $800 on not putting new tires on it. I can’t figure out why it’s riding so rough though. But you should see all the people waving at me, they must think I’m a genius!

I typically watch about 40-50 shows per year (~10-12 per season), and from what I’ve seen, this Summer is pretty bad.

inability to 3-player SoM was one of my first thoughts when I saw it on the list and looked over the hardware. :D

-Mentions Del Sol is her favorite car.

Whenever I murder someone with my pistol, I consider it a mercy kill. :v

I accept this as my new truth.

Well, the people of New Donk City probably aren’t going to be too happy when they find out their democracy has been replaced by a monarchy....

But will she finally be rescued? Rescued from loneliness by a Princess?

As far as I can tell there has never been an official answer, so I am extremely thrilled to be able to provide one, 19 years later.

I love you.