And yet here you are. You really shouldn't be shocked by now that Kotaku runs columnist style articles. They do it a lot. Kotaku isn't just a hard news site. If you don't like it, don't read it, don't count the paragraphs, and don't comment. All you're doing is feeding the click counter, which undermines the affect…

Incorrect. Its 110km on most rural highways across the country. 400 series highways are only in Ontario.

At least she hasn't crashed it.

The A-10 is like the Millennium Falcon to me, considered ugly and a heap by quite a few but just pretty and amazing to me. Would be such a waste if they tossed something so useful aside.

You people have NO idea how much I would pay to be able to simply look at these in unrestored condition.

Who knew such beauty could come from a game about running over hookers.

Or "bars, gold-pressed latinum."

Many Metal Slimes and Babbles ran away during production of this console...

...man, what am I doing driving around in a silver/black sedan.

Incoming death threats from sub-human basement dwellers in 3... 2... 1...

First there was Goat Simulator, some laughed, some groaned for the future of gaming. And today, we have Bread simulator, because why not? I guess? Oh how I wish I could be a fly on the wall during the meetings that take place when things like this are dreamed up.

I can't believe people still try to pretend that Fox is an actual news station. They're a fucking joke.

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Whaaaat? You're crazy, Luke. Crazy.

Maybe they should try praying away the video.

No one in Canada gives a fuck about Burger King either. But small town Canada will start a god damn war if Tim Horton's changes in any noticeable way.