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Make ‘Murica float again!

Makes sense. Can you tell I’m not lvl 30 yet? Nor have I read anything about the phoenix credits up until now?

2 questions:

Move over Grumpy Cat, Angry Cat is coming in.

I wonder who bet against their own brother?

I’m flat out gonna steal this gif.

You can upgrade any class for winning races. I've got a Felon GT that's fully modded. I'll be fucked if I had to race Sedans.

Why is this not a video?

I await the avalanche of NOPE gifs.

All out of the box. Worthless :P

Now playing

Here is the context that was requested. It was from Season 7. Some of us like to think it never happened.

That van has NOTHING on 4 channel stereo

You forgot to demand he get off your lawn :)

Cat.

For all the people complaining(I'm one of those too) about the free-roam killing sprees that make it a lot less enjoyable. Just start the game in invite, crew or friend only sessions. That way you don't have to deal with dickheads running around and shooting you in the face all the time. I know this takes away

One day of Florida "news" trumps a whole years worth from Canada.

I had a poster of a Portofino, when I was younger(20+ yrs ago) and I don't remember it looking anything like that. It's hideous. I think I may still have it. Not gonna dig it out. I think I'd like to keep the memory of it just the way it is. Looking cool.

Why am I not seeing any "Got Wood?" jokes in the comments?

Why do I keep thinking of these?

Epic wheel spin.