Relevant to our interests :-)

What? It's just Spike's Franken-bot story come to life.

"I've always wanted to mow grass at high speed."

Some say he only comments on Kotaku in morse code, and that, if HE had been in charge at Microsoft, the Xbox One would be the single greatest gift to mankind ever known. All we know is that he's called... THE STIG.

As someone who:

So I can get my black tar heroin fix AND relieve bug bite itch?! THANKS LIFEHACKER!

Personally I don't trust any person who turns down oral sex

Douchebag Parking.

Shiny!