Cool, I posted this on NeoGaf, those are the steps I wrote. Glad to see it shared here on Kotaku!

Oh Santa!

1998

They're releasing this shortly after Windows 8.1

: (

TV is SAVED

Murphy's true Destiny revealed.

Not quite the Destiny that Murphy had in mind, but he's programed to like it.

Too funny ;)

FOXtaku

FOXtaku? FOXtaku.

StreamCast

I coined the term "FOXtaku" several Sandy Hook posts ago.

Coming from a gay dude.. this article is jokes.

I'm going to play Dreamcast on June 2nd and pretend. Don't judge me.

No, it's not the same- Nintendo didn't have the foresight to send a similar message to Wii owners before the Wii U reveal. Nintendo doesn't really know what they're doing.

No problem, you can believe anything you want.

That's how blogs work!

Not sure what point you're making here.