That makes so much sense. Her head is up everyone’s ass anyway.

If anyone had a boner after getting past that header pic... there’s no sympathy!

I wonder how long it will be until someone starts creating butt plugs in the likeness of MTG’s ghoulish face. I’ll best it’s less than a week and they’re on the market in at least prototype form. 

“She recently said she ‘felt artistically stuck in my craft of not being able to expand or grow or challenge myself’ during her years in the superhero franchise.”

Well, no kidding. I generally dig her (She was great in “Dopesick,” which was, um, presumably expansive and a chance to grow,) but come on! You’re a…

While I can definitely appreciate being treated like an adult who can hold their shit down(i.e. not reveal secrets), they didn’t implement the intense secrecy because of her failures, but because of others.

‘They treat me like a child!!’ cries woman dressed as superhero alien trying to get likes on Instagram.

Bitch, you’re playing a green chick with a purple dad. Unclench on the self-importance.

“Zoe Saldaña Ready for ‘Adult’ Films,” the headlines should have screamed.

That reminds me, I gotta get the keys back from that bald fuck-up.

“And I tend to take myself a little too seriously sometimes…”

I’m still getting over you giving Australia to Lex Luthor.  

“I tend to take myself a little too seriously sometimes.” — Zoe Saldana.

I don’t get why you’d suggest this in any way validates QT’s nonsensical take.

exactly...

Her first listed credit is a L&O episode in 1999, and three years later she’s filming a Pirates movie? Yeah I’m sure it was a big and overwhelming production but how many actors would kill for that kind of career progression??

How much is she getting paid to take these precautions? Because I’m pretty sure it’s an obscene amount.

As someone who deals with IP and NDA’s all the time in the normal course of business....get over it. 

I like her, but generally we shouldn’t listen to multi-millionaires about their “problems”. Hey, my job doesn’t give me self-actualization either, but I don’t get a net worth in the 10s of millions out of it. Sometimes my employer doesn’t treat me how I wish but I don’t have a bed of money to cry into about it.

She didn’t read the script but her post apparently had some of the text from the script in it.  Apparently she can’t actually be trusted to be discreet about this kind of thing.

I can help! This is my friends dad’s vehicle. He owned a body shop in Texas and built it before retirement. He loved shortened vehicles and they tow this behind a converted bus. They moved to Richland several years ago when my friend got a job up there.