I finally got around to watching Willow for the first time a few weeks ago to see if I might want to see this. It’s not very good. 

I know everything gets its cult eventually even if it’s total shit, but...seriously, Willow? 80's nostalgia is really scraping that barrel.

I will never not stop and watch Ronin if I see it playing on some channel. I even love the rudimentary GPS they use to cut off the caravan.  “He’s yours.” is such a great line.

Can’t we just watch Ronin?  

How about Thor fights Pearl Jam?

I used to love printing Mapquest directions. “Turn left down the alley behind the 7-11.”

“This is what I want people to feel when they put on our shoes.”

As someone who's battled mental illness for 35 years... Yeah fuck that guy.

I’ve hated him ever since he interrupted Taylor Swift. He let the world know he was a POS back then but oh, “hEs An ArTiSt!” Lots of artists don’t act like he does. He’s trash and was able to hitch his wagon to Kim. 

Which is not saying much in a country that elected president “grab’em by the pussy”- Donny, who is also running for president. I can only imagine what the main topics of a debate between the two of them would be, probably dick size, money, and who has slept with the most women. blergh...

He is a truly terrible human being. That’s it. No more thought pieces, no more “yeah but he was close with his mom when she died”, or “you don’t understand mental illness”. He is an entitled, self absorbed piece of shit.

Shower rings are obsolete? How the hell are people hanging their shower curtains?  Some sort of app drive smart levitation system?

Our shower curtain rings had no idea they were such a dated, out of touch technology. Hard to tell if they’re weeping, but it’s a good bet.

“shower curtain rings (which, by the way, are also mostly obsolete now)“

Hire a replacement host with the last name “Daily”, problem solved! 

The whole POINT of the Addams Family is that they don’t consider themselves outcasts.

When I saw the trailer I was immediately excited about, and then gravely disappointed that she’s only briefly seen attending a normal high school before getting shipped off to Nevermore. I’d have much rather seen a series about Wednesday in the setting of a regular high school. Plus they could’ve had some fun with the…

They’re tedious, not kooky
Mediocrity’s not spooky
It left me feeling poopy
The Addams family . . . spinoff series Wednesday

I've lived in Oklahoma my whole life (58yrs) and have never even heard of that shit. 

Because the hacks that run this place don’t care about accuracy. They care about dumb bullshit that starts arguments - I mean, “engagement.”