Thank you. I didn't even know where to start trying to defend this game but you got the core down of what I wanted to say.

Yet.

.......... Orlando Bloom? Really?

Because, they are a fun devices to make. They do not need a purpose for more then what they are made for, for the maker to want to make them in the first place.

Because it exists and is functional? much like this

Who would bother wasting hours of their lives to attempt and smoothly animate thousands of frames about a machine that makes a ball appear under a cup to trick people into thinking its real? I think that would be more complicated and time consuming then finding out how to trick people with the machine itself. Just…

>.> and to think you said he was over complicating it... Why would anyone even bother to try and trick people with stop motion over something so small?

:I

Paper Mario is Single Player >:C

These puns make me Führerious.

Also, Really diggin' the Data East Bandana Striker is wearing. Are there forums to follow development or anything?

MGS3, Kid Icarus (if left handed), Resident Evil, of course Monster hunter, pretty sure that ZOE will. These are the big titles that come to mind when I think of it. It's just annoying that it will be a must have for certain games is all.

That is looking really amazing.

WHERE THE HELL IS THE VIRTUAL BOY!?

Yes. Yes. YES.

Man, I completely LOVE bad dudes as well. Me and my bro used to play this for hours on NES. But I also agree with Nightshift on the visual art style, one of the appealing factors of the original was that you played as two over the top epically tough guys. Shank's style worked for shank but I'm afraid this game would…

Ya know... you could read that I said they could have made it a bit thicker and it wouldn't have really bothered anyone but okay.

Then place the battery somewheres else? I'm sure nintendo has enough designing ingenuity to fix that up. Oh and I can agree on the awkwardness. Just switch the buttons and analog. Point is, Nintendo really should have thought the second analog decision through. Who cares if the thing would be slightly thicker.. It's…

:O woah! Just enough room! you bastards...

My god..