I don’t want to be a burden. I don’t want to ask too much. I don’t want to seem needy. I don’t want people to abandon me if I’m not worth the effort it takes to meet my needs.

“Bioshock Infinite isn’t a great game...”

I see one of these comments on literally every article where it could tangentially apply. Do you people just never take risks? Do you never ever take any action without reading the EULA or analyzing every single angle?

These officials, Yu claims, were granted “superuser” credentials which he said made them the equivalent of a “god user,” able to access any and all data collected by ByteDance.

I urge you to consider that preparing enforcement action and lawsuits is not something that takes five minutes. A much less conspiracy-minded but realistic ‘feeling’ would be that the 1) SEC has been investigating these crypto companies for some time because 2) they’re dealing with complicated, global companies and…

Everything about this is bonkers. And not in a good way. This isn’t even an “I know what I have” situation, because absolutely no one knows what this is. And asking above MSRP for a used, weird, highly-impractical, low-volume, orphan car with a blanket buy-back is certifiably insane.

It is the only way I travel. Especially with my ocelot Babou.

*Not including the Speedtail, P1, Elva, Senna, and 765LT.

The Bolt was and is hamstrung by it’s slow charging rate.

Now that Jalopnik has decided it’s false, we now know the opposite is true.

TH made a very good point. This is what happens when BMW wants to make a X8 M70e and the marketing department is like “we have a ‘better’ idea”. It’s slower, more expensive, has less interior space, looks worse, has a worse stereo, etc. than an X5/6 Comp. It’s completely pointless and not in a good way. You could buy…

took me days to beat Margit.  I beat the somewhat similar Morgott in under an hour.  Margit shows up before a player has probably found their way with the game’s systems so it makes sense.  I feel like no boss has taken nearly as long since then (have not finished the game and I got annoyed and walked away from Radahn…

To me the Corvette’s single biggest appeal is that it’s traditionally offered Ferrari/Porsche performance at a much lower cost. I know sticker is like $140k or something, but it’s bizarre to me that anyone is willing to pay well over $200k for one. You’re actually in new Ferrari territory at that point. At $140k yes,…

Apologies for misgendering you. Can you let me know your preferred pronouns? They’re not easily accessible anywhere on this site, not even in your introductory article: https://kotaku.com/i-m-still-on-my-bs-but-now-i-get-healthcare-1847549762

I haven’t been in a Starbucks forever, mostly because all of their coffee tastes burnt.  Do they have OJ?  Apparently one of the things Dunkin stopped carrying is OJ, and  don’t understand how you sell breakfast food without selling goddam orange juice.

the strength of our products and revenue has masked this dysfunctionality for a long time.

Wanted a Bronco = FORD TAKE MY MONEY.

Title: Ways to Stay Broke: Lease A Car Because You Can’t Get A Loan for the Car You Want.

Let’s see what those margins look like now that they’ve reduced prices, but you can’t argue that they aren’t doing something right. I suspect they are leading the industry on battery cost, and certainly their de-contented interiors must save them a lot of money.

Deceptive pull quotes and marketing is absolutely an art in any medium.