I clicked for boobs. I watched the clips for boobs. I did not read a fucking bit of it because words are not boobs. Is this the girl who started “Ok Boomer”? If so, this is not the path I would have taken afterwards, but whatever.

Not sure I understand.  What is “reheating it for breakfast”? 

They pass the savings on to you!

Also makes it easier to throw onto the roofs of houses.

You asked for it, you got it, Toyooooooooootaaaaaaaa...

I’ll never lose a wink of sleep over billion dollar corporations losing money, mind you, I’m just shocked at the scope of this thing.  :o

Scientific Progress goes “Boink”: the Sequel.

Sorry, but every single article ripping on Midwest food sounds horribly pretentious. Every single one. 

And also Maurice Lamarche as one of the henchmen! Doing a minor variation of The Brain’s voice.

Binging with Babish has a good tutorial on YouTube, I believe from the Mad Men episode. I just use puff pastry so infrequently that I don’t even keep it in my freezer.

I know for a fact that you are wrong.

Pssst.  Joan.  Somebody posted your diary entry from today on the internet.  They also tried to pass it off as an article...but I wasn’t fooled and I thought you should know.  

Astroid?

THIS LAYOUT IS CRAP.

I dunno, keeping overreaching states’ grubby little paws off the constitution and testing the first amendment seems like a pretty worthwhile activity

Nah it’s good to shame these losers and it’s cathartic to make fun of them

But enough about the Kentucky DMV.

Ah, 2006.