Sorry, I'm old fashioned. Still don't believe abortions are right, but they are sometimes necessary. Refer: Jevons Paradox.

Other than being a cheap blatant attack on men with absolutely no evidence whatsoever your point about Viagra was completely missed. It's not actually contraception so it's not even a passable analog. Since we're talking about ABORTION please take your pointless misandry somewhere else.

Then the answer is better public transit. The answer it not to put an abortion clinic on every street corner. One of these solutions generates a public good for all pedestrians - the other generates a public good for maybe 100 extremely (shamelessly and wrecklessly) care-free women. If 25 miles is so inconvenient then…

DUI means you're under the influence of any (even negligible) amount of anything. Ergo, we're all drunk on hormones and should be arrested. The only legal way to drive is if you're dead.

Everyone is so concerned for the leather interior. Also, dead people.

Don't ya just hate it when that happens? You just want to get out of the parking lot but you can't because there's a homeless guy stuck in the wheel. Those inconsiderate bastards.

Maybe it's the other way around? I don't see this assertion, unless you just wanted to use the word "mansplaining" somewhere.

Until women become men and men are forced to change to become less like women.

And somehow I already knew the punchline on that pic.

I dunno. I'm a guy that likes wearing pink dresses, but I daren't do it in public yet.

Quick. Dictionary check.

Why can't we just have rubberized black grips on tools instead? I don't particularly like that pastel blue that's associated with guys either. In fact, the whole color scheme looks like it was dreamt up by some alien or something. No-one seems to like it. What the heck are we doing?

Reminds me of some of the old guys that used to get on the bus in England. They'd usually have a purse (of the "money carrying" variety) and it always seemed kinda weird. These days I'm all about utility. Later on it kinda clicked - these guys aren't dating, some of them are widowed and just don't care about what…

I spend my time programming and studying. Is that a geek?

It's not restricted to women. As a guy you can't be buff and a nerd at the same time. That's why the jock/nerd wars exist.

I can see the testimonials in the glossy adverts right now...

What if you want the kid and the man doesn't?

Sorry, I just find this article to be extremely insulting to coal miners. The ironic thing is that most coal miners don't get paid either because a lot of them are out of work now due to pit closures. Also, they'd better have good health care because they have mesothelioma and will likely die within the next decade.

The reason that freak-out happens:

"6 months of planning, $200,000 and 24 hours later and all I have to show for it is this crappy husband."