Oh, ho ho. I see what I did there. Damn - I need more sleep.

Bonus points! If the whole processing facility goes super-critical then it might even get some of the sweat stains out. Seems like a lot of effort where some Tide should do it though.

Nice to meet you too.

Congratulations, you are attractive and/or pleasantly odorous. Referring to my bible of good things I note that this does indeed seem to be "A Good Thing(TM)".

Alternative suggestion: Did this "gym" have a fully stocked bar and bartender? The loud music is convincing but I've made this mistake before. It might explain some of the asking out as well.

It's the nature of the world to compete. On everything. All the time. Heck, at least this way you get to see the rankings. You're a success = you get bile and envy. You're a failure = you get mockery and pity. Yada yada blah blah blah nobody cares whatever.

Look around you, is there a living soul in the same room/office/city block/state?

Disable the camera from the device manager, then put black tape over the lens, then gouge the camera out with a chopstick, then take the whole laptop to the window and toss it out, then have Godzilla stomp on your house.

Yes. Maths.

YOU'RE A FREAK!! OMG!!

Torn on this one.

Wait, why are we arguing again? I just don't like the title.

"Stuff likes this makes me very grateful that I'm happily childfree, have cheap tastes, don't like travel, and enjoy sitting around playing a variety of video games."

So go work then. What's stopping you?

So now we're left wondering which of these multitude of things to optimize for. Time spent doing one thing is time lost doing another. It's just like multitasking - once you're doing too much you're spending most of your time switching tasks - spending all your time travelling between destinations rather than actually …

Because no-one can agree what "all" is. The reality is you can't have it all - no-one can ever have it all. Not men. Not women. The agony is that you're going to have to decide: do you want the high-paying job, or do you want to spend time with your kids? For some women the answer is spending time with the kids.…

I dunno, I rate my performance based on how well I do my job. Everyone else is either screwing off or jacking off. NEXT.

*sigh*

I'm so glad we answered this question.

I don't think we're failing in educating. No amount of education or vigilance will ever successfully eliminate 100% of rape. It's the same idea as bugfixing code - double the money/halve the bugs. How many times do you have to keep halving before you reach zero? You'll never reach it...and you'll have spent every…