XSoph
XSoph
XSoph

She forgot to engage mall crawl 

I see we’re going to take this to a different level...

Don’t need no stinkin’ solid axles.

Geez!  No wonder people were stairing at her.

Why would we flame you over something that is 100% true?

Finally, someone using their mall-crawler for a mall-crawling-adjacent activity.

Tesla is closer to declaring bankruptcy, so BMW has a lot of work ahead of it.

Elon: “Memo to self, need more electrical tape”

EM leaked another internal memo that stated Tesla is so advanced it is already caught up for the next 50 years and it will take all the other manufacturers a 1000 years to reach its level.

Oh, it's already there, lol

Totally on the same page with you but have no idea how to drive change into our cities. On one hand I don’t want to tell people how to live or where to live, on the other hand I want to beat some sense into people and tear down these damn strip malls. 

Where am I going to store my styrofoam polar pop MTN DEW? 

I know there’s a problem afoot when I’m more excited by the redesigned 2020 Nissan Versa than this car.

To be fair-EVERY American admin has all our weapons for sale. Trump is just the latest in a long line of presidential arms dealers. The US Gov’t generally doesn’t sell the latest or best tech to anyone-even our closest allies. 

Wanna hear something even weirder? If you take a coil spring and shot blast it, it will last a lot longer.  The manufacturers shot blast the springs prior to shipping them all the time.   One of those things that doesn’t make sense when you first hear about how beating the crap out of a spring with stuff the size of

My wife is pregnant and complained to me in the car the other day about how none of her bras fit any more. Now suddenly I’m getting bombarded with instagram ads for bras, and in some cases specifically nursing bras. Can’t tell me an algorithm just came up with that.

Should be the other way around - we should have privacy as standard and companies should pay us for our data.

That’s not a Mini. It’s a tyre shredding machine wearing a disemboweled Mini’s scalp.