Yeah, he’s definitely been spinning his tires for a couple years.

That’s clearly an oval track.

My Dad had an Accord.

$4500 to wrap the whole car.

$4500 to wrap it, now how much are they going to start charging to not wrap it.

The irony is that in some states they charge a significantly higher registration fee for hybrids and even more for pure electric because these cars aren’t paying the gas taxes that fund road maintenance.

Are the rich discriminated ?

Trickle down economics! I love this song!

Nah, too directly related to the product/service. Gotta be a little less descriptive. And spelled “creatively”.

I always tell my kids, you can be anything you want and make tons of money, you just have to be an idiot.

Checks date: not April 1st... and I thought unicycles were peak hipster. I guess I was wrong.

There’s a homeless junior Google engineer pulling $125k/year who would love this. 

My vote? Time-traveling tourists. Sightings are increasing because we’re getting closer to WWIII, a popular destination in time for history buffs.

Supervillain?  Give me a brake.  He’s an asshole.

Call me crazy, but I just don’t think you should use a belt on your kids.

I’ve seen a toilet with a light flush and full flush option. Sadly, the optional flushes were not labeled #1 and #2. Missed opportunity.

Typical SF - they fight against stores that bring business (and taxes) while actively bringing in tech companies that don’t pay a dime in taxes. All the time talking up how had “big box stores” are. Then we get a bunch of Target stores all over the place (smaller but still...). That’s why I drive south to Colma and…

The buried lede here is that either maintenance backlog is so bad they can’t get a plumber dispatched in a timely manner or union job rules prevent tower controllers from using a plunger.

I... I can’t believe I’m saying this...
This needs to get sandblasted and rusted over.
Like, all over.

Lean into the maximum madness.

Seinfeld will buy a replica and sell it to Leno. Leno will sue Seinfeld when he learns it’s a replica.