Im sure with the right amount of money you can make Rosie O’Donnell look like Sofia Vergara....But it’s still Rosie 

It develops the power at lower RPMs and with less stress on the components.

When I hear “Florida Car” my mind goes to.....

Yeah, he’s definitely been spinning his tires for a couple years.

That’s clearly an oval track.

My Dad had an Accord.

$4500 to wrap the whole car.

$4500 to wrap it, now how much are they going to start charging to not wrap it.

The irony is that in some states they charge a significantly higher registration fee for hybrids and even more for pure electric because these cars aren’t paying the gas taxes that fund road maintenance.

Are the rich discriminated ?

Trickle down economics! I love this song!

Nah, too directly related to the product/service. Gotta be a little less descriptive. And spelled “creatively”.

I always tell my kids, you can be anything you want and make tons of money, you just have to be an idiot.

Checks date: not April 1st... and I thought unicycles were peak hipster. I guess I was wrong.

There’s a homeless junior Google engineer pulling $125k/year who would love this. 

My vote? Time-traveling tourists. Sightings are increasing because we’re getting closer to WWIII, a popular destination in time for history buffs.

Supervillain?  Give me a brake.  He’s an asshole.

Call me crazy, but I just don’t think you should use a belt on your kids.

You have to understand Facebook’s core principal: To take end user data and sell it to a buyer. Now look at the data collection systems they’ve built to facilitate this. Breaking up facebook means splitting off those components which it has acquired or built that specifically enable them to form a monopoly in the…

I’ve seen a toilet with a light flush and full flush option. Sadly, the optional flushes were not labeled #1 and #2. Missed opportunity.