I... I can’t believe I’m saying this...
This needs to get sandblasted and rusted over.
Like, all over.

Lean into the maximum madness.

Seinfeld will buy a replica and sell it to Leno. Leno will sue Seinfeld when he learns it’s a replica.

Hipsters will swoop in and pick those up. 

who the hell keeps telling these kids that spending $50k per year to some tiny private school for some bullshit degree is a good investment?

I understand the student debt argument, but who the hell keeps telling these kids that spending $50k per year to some tiny private school for some bullshit degree is a good investment?

Everything surrounding student loans is absolutely insane on all sides. 

Boomers: “You kids don’t work these days!”

Any discipline they may have received has been kept under wraps, although the investigating officer recommended “non-punitive letters of instruction.”

“Ask your doctor about Previa today!"

You’re making my point.

I enjoy revisionist history...yes is was global fat cats fault...let’s not put any blame on the hundreds of thousands of people who bought $500,000 houses with two buttons and some pocket lint and mortgages with terms a blind moron could see were ludicrous unless the house magically proved to be worth $600,000 eight…

Analysts never seem to be held accountable.

This just makes me think of all the cab drivers Uber & Lyft screwed over and ran out of business (not saying the cab industry are saints, bc they aren’t).

Any company that makes me think Taxi’s were at least fair, deserves to die in a fire.

And we’d need some sort of financial fuses that would blow in a meltdown so Wall Street’s sniffles don’t become full blown Ebola on main street.

Lol, I’m in, 400%. Those wall street coke-heads wont be able to resist the potential synergies of combining block chain and new mobility.

All these jokes are so tired.

Nothing will convince me that the firstgen GMC Terrain wasn’t originally planned as an entry-level crossover to broaden the Hummer line;

I’m here to tell you that Hummer was good, and America should forgive it.

I’ve tried looking into whether HOAs actually increase property values before but could not find any studies (in the first couple of pages of a google search). The only thing I found is that they actually lower property values because up to 40% of potential buyers refuse to look at houses in an HOA, thereby lowering…