“We looked up and saw in him possibly our husbands, our sons, our cousins, our co-workers, our brothers.”

Absolutely agree, it definitely was angering. I did not crack a smile at the cold open, I just could not. Although I will give props to Beck Bennett for an almost-perfect impersonation of turtle man. But this was too serious a subject and many of us are hurting too badly for this to be spoofed.

Aside from Davidson’s bit (probably written for or with him by Jost & Che) the whole rest of the show was more miss than hit. But the cold open was DREADFUL. This was more angering than tickling. Even Kate’s Lindsey Graham was just disturbing this time. We all know that “comedy = tragedy + time”, and even allowing…

But it has the debilitating side effect of making people on it never fucking shut up about the keto diet.

And the fucking gaslighting - “look what you made me do.”

“Sweetheart.”

harrison you paid for a cardboard box that serves the same function as a few stacks of books

I use a similar phrase to what I said when everyone got super excitable over Brandi Chastain’s shirt-off celebration... If you take issue with seeing a sports bra, never go to a beach.

I was also under the impression that extreme stress and physical exhaustion were the secret, not fucking meditation techniques (valuable as those might be; but the article didn’t even include breathing techniques.)

You are in for a big surprise. 

I am a PC user but my favorite camera access control tool may work on a Mac, as well.

My family would probably just assume I came into a windfall of cash, faked my death, and took off to a tropical island somewhere.

You got a pet. You got a responsibility. If your dog is lost, you don’t look for an hour then call it quits; you get your ass out there and you find that fucking dog!

I was in high school and college in the 90s and goddammit I am not doing this again!

Or just go to Qdoba where it’s always free to add to my burritos.

Please don’t try to make this a cleanliness issue. Those little suckers can hide anywhere and the most clean environment can get infested. Tying them to cleaniness furthers a stigma attached to those who get infested.

Not the worst idea, they could use a moderate on that show.

Came to say similar, but Kickstarter sounds more appropriate.

I’m starting a GoFundMe to cover my legal expenses after I beat this guy to death.