Once again, dogs are better than humans.

Dude, how have your parents not booted her out?

Thank you for being my companion...

I'm sorry you went through that. The level of compartmentalizing that men can do when they are cheating astounds me. Like, I find it hard to focus at work thinking about things in my life. But these guys seem to be able to literally put half their life out of their mind when they want something.

Apparently your original comment had too much lift as the sarcasm went right over his head

So Mitt’s binders finally came in handy?

Or, you know, pregnant.

So . . . if you have foot/ankle/knee/hip/back issues that make wearing heels painful or impossible or dangerous . . . you’re shit outta luck? Wow.

I’m so dismayed. People have no class and no shame.

to be quite frank, if I’m going by the actions of their followers, Satan seems like a way cooler guy than Jesus.

If someone is heavily pregnant, and cannot pick up dog poo, they should not be assigned the task of walking the dog.

You know what else shouldn’t be tax exempt? Any church!

Maybe she couldn't afford to pay the ambulance bill. Maybe she was worried the father would find out about the baby if she went to the hospital. Maybe she didn't realize the severity of the crime because she is uneducated. Maybe she doesn't trust the system because of her economic status and/or race. Maybe she just…

If you bite into a battered and fried vegetable and still think it's a bread roll then you're just stupid and there's no excusing it.

seriously. If your 2-4 year old actually is climbing on chairs and getting into high places you need to stop neglecting your kids. Yes, that means put down the glass of wine and supervise the little humans you didn't abort. For fucks sake, toddlers climbing on chairs and cabinet is not some cutesy norm.

First of all, babies shouldn't know what candy is yet.

Second of all, there is only one human being on the planet in charge of keeping your child safe, and that's you.

I don't understand why you wouldn't want to get these kinds of messages, ladies. Sometimes you have to wait months or even years to find out you've been dating an asshole, but these guys just let you know right away. It's practically a public service!