When is this jackass going to realize that threatening organizations/cities with defunding is only going to make most of them dig in harder? Once it is clear that his money means nothing, then all he can do is stomp and cry like a damned brat.

Is it bad that this was the first thing that came to mind when I saw the article?

Drat, this is a bit too late for me. I spent at least a decade mis-matching colors to my half-Caucasian, half-Korean skin. One day when on vacation, I wandered into a Japanese cosmetics shop and WALLAH!! I never accounted for the yellow tones in my skin, and the Japanese products matched perfectly!

I lucked out and got food poisoning and have been pooping and vomiting all evening...which is probably where watching Trump speak would have gotten me anyways.

Early last year, I had my first encounter. I did all my room checks and STILL woke up to one of the bastards running away from me. I caught it in a mason jar, fussed at it, then took it down to the front desk where the poor guy exclaimed, “Terminix was here yesterday!!” When I left for an event, I saw them prepping…

I wouldn’t believe the rich son of a rich man when it comes to claims about being at the top of his class. I have little doubt that his daddy would have thrown as much money at the school as was necessary for him to graduate.

I have been asked that question before, but I have always replied, “...maybe it would have been for the better because my mother told me that she wished she never had me.” That has always left them slack-jawed.

Seoul, South Korea was incredibly easy for me. Making eye contact was usually sufficient because those drivers were actively looking for passengers.

As the Despair demotivational poster says, “It could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others.”

I verbally smacked a coworker last week who called biology, “body geography.”

I have not heard this one, but it makes me want to give that idiot a tapeworm AND a pill camera.

If I made an alarm clock that required aim in order to shut it off...I would likely hit bloodrage within 10 seconds of being jarred awake, then have to get up to turn off the alarm and repair the hole in my wall. ^_^’

I went to Europe (including London and Paris) last spring and was perceived as Canadian by just about everyone. I limited my clothes to a capsule wardrobe of black/white/grey/olive with jeggings because skinny jeans are still fashionable. No sneakers or graphic tees, although I did wear chunky hiking boots. In terms…

THIS. I remember watching boys harass each other, eat glue, chant Ice Ice Baby, and any number of things that I recognized were stupid.

I make grilled cheese with a slice of cheddar and a nice smear of goat cheese. Soooo goood....

I just donated all of my Christmas money (which I did not even want—because I wanted them to actually try to think of a GIFT) to the ACLU in my Republican, pro-Trump parents’ honor. I am patiently waiting for the fallout.

Ahhh Mississippi...glad to know you are still stupid and hate women.

I am certain that there would be a lot of christian conservative white male whining as the rest of America sleeps peacefully and goes about their business without fear of the entire country imploding in upon itself.

I pity that poor woman. She was probably hoping to be free when she got too old for his tastes, but now she is effectively trapped because Trump will refuse to become the first presidential divorcee during his term.

I am in this same boat. If Fuckface von Clownstick and his gaggle of idiots can do this, why the hell can’t I?