My brother leaves the bags on the front porch. It drives me up a damn wall because it makes it look like we don’t give a damn about anything.

No. There is never an excuse for not picking up dog poop. Maybe...maybe I will give a pass to a 99-year-old granny walking her chihuahua, but no one else.

THIS!!

You would love Megas XLR then...

Thanks for the shower head tip. I will use that tomorrow.

The last package of Dove I bought molded before I could get to using it. That was enough to convince me that the stuff is shit.

I can sorta empathize...my old corgi would occasionally need help getting one of my long hairs out of his poop chute.

I am pretty much damned if I ever need to travel east for anything, aren’t I?

I used a bagless household vacuum to clear out a nest of yellow jackets at my house. I calmly stood outside their nest for a couple hours, enjoying the satisfying “thunk” as each one went in.

Nah, girls quickly catch on and designate them as pervs. (granted, the one I knew tried to gets hugs from all the girls all the time)

Actually, abuse was the first thing my Dad thought of—which fueled his demand for more info. He wanted to know who to destroy.

Heck, I am healthy as an ox, but when I worse my corset to work for Halloween, I ended up taking an unplanned nap on one of my breaks. (the coworkers loved it...something about looking like a doll on a shelf)

The last time I had to leave the day after my grocery shopping (family emergency), I settled for making two massive batches of green smoothies, filling large mason jars to 3/4ths capacity and freezing all of it. I even took several of the jars with me to serve as "ice" for my cooler and to get some actual nutrition…

THIS. When I started green smoothies, all the leafy greens "thanked" me by jet blasting my entire intestinal tract. It was a week and a half of uncomfortable last minute, high-speed trips to the bathroom—and I weighed 10 pounds less when my body finally got used to all that roughage.

one smoothie will provide almost a quarter of your fruit/vegetable intake for the day.

Funny, that is what I think of parents feeding their kids McDs. ;-)

I have found that just about any green smoothie I make can look like that...until I throw a red beet into it.

When I was 10 or 11, I got my first (and thankfully only) UTI. The doctor sat my father and me down, and told me that I could only have gotten it through sexual intercourse. My Dad was furious, and I was freaking the ever-loving f*** out because I knew enough to know I did not ever have sex. It was one of the most…

I never knew that—I've been on the pills since I was 18 and never gave it any thought.

K-Drama got to it first...I present the Great Queen Seondeok! (they embellished the original and made her a soldier for a stint—including the main love interest captain)