The last time I had to leave the day after my grocery shopping (family emergency), I settled for making two massive batches of green smoothies, filling large mason jars to 3/4ths capacity and freezing all of it. I even took several of the jars with me to serve as "ice" for my cooler and to get some actual nutrition…

THIS. When I started green smoothies, all the leafy greens "thanked" me by jet blasting my entire intestinal tract. It was a week and a half of uncomfortable last minute, high-speed trips to the bathroom—and I weighed 10 pounds less when my body finally got used to all that roughage.

one smoothie will provide almost a quarter of your fruit/vegetable intake for the day.

Funny, that is what I think of parents feeding their kids McDs. ;-)

I have found that just about any green smoothie I make can look like that...until I throw a red beet into it.

When I was 10 or 11, I got my first (and thankfully only) UTI. The doctor sat my father and me down, and told me that I could only have gotten it through sexual intercourse. My Dad was furious, and I was freaking the ever-loving f*** out because I knew enough to know I did not ever have sex. It was one of the most…

I never knew that—I've been on the pills since I was 18 and never gave it any thought.

K-Drama got to it first...I present the Great Queen Seondeok! (they embellished the original and made her a soldier for a stint—including the main love interest captain)

Thank heavens I am not the only one who has played the "allergy" card. I figure in a situation like that, there is no tactful escape other than to say, "I am allergic to x, but thank you so much anyways."

Back when I first moved to Mississippi, the only thing I remember about my first day of school was seeing a very-pregnant 13 year-old fail at trying to tie her shoelaces.

So what is one supposed to do? I hardly see this information posted online as a convenient WikiHow. (seriously, the first Google hit I got for asking was "what do do when your cat miscarries.")

Things like this always made me glad that I resembled Daria when I was that age.

I am in the exact same position as you—even down to the married men. I know that I have always given off an air of being unapproachable, but when I was younger, the guys were brazen enough to try anyways. Now I just feel like all the creeps/socially awkward/and man-children are just wasting my time.

I was about to make a similar post of a military gym too, but I am an officer and have scared the ever-loving poop out of the occasional airman or young lieutenant. (Ironically, steering men away from me is the only time I play the officer card...I got out of active duty almost a decade ago)

I am an air traffic controller, and that is how is how I plan/work traffic.

My corgi mutt is half Jack Russell Terrier. I will give half of that energy to yours. :-)

This issue makes me sad because most of who I considered "good" friends have distanced themselves from me after they got married. Despite being "one of the guys," I found myself being tossed aside because they did not want to make their wives jealous.

I wish another guy I know used this info.

Nah, you know there still has to be plenty of guys on Tinder that would still try to woo her in the hopes she really is a horny woman.

A coworker of mine smoked heavily while pregnant (and claimed that her doctor said it was fine). The entire workplace judged her to be a selfish lying twat.