...not to mention that it makes no sense for a dealer to give away a "free sample" that will get mixed in with a metric crapton of other candies in a bag. How would anyone even know where to go to get more? What will they do? Write their names/addresses on the candy?

I am of the heavy flow party for the first two days of my cycle. I just use a reliable pad and replace it midday if needed. (this may also be TMI, but I learned how to flex a muscle or two to jettison a decent amount of the stuff into the toilet—which greatly helps)

Yup, all it took was pulling out a tampon when I failed to expel enough blood to make it moist. NEVER AGAIN.

What is really sad is that they have the EXACT SAME ad with different names in them on Youtube. Not only are the ads ridiculous, they are being reused! *barf*

I stopped bothering with anything Crest related after their damned Pro-Health mouthwash turned my teeth brown. I even went a year without coffee/tea in an attempt to avoid the horrific staining before I found out that it was the #$^#%^# mouthwash!

I discovered the green smoothie last year. If I had known that a green smoothie a day would give my hair body and thicker nails, I would have been on that train 15 years ago.

..and kidney stones. Big ones.

Grrr....

I just go the green smoothie route. Throw all those veggies into a blender, add some fruit, add some ginger root, add some more veggies because they are healthy, then blend the crap out of it and drink it. BAM!

I am 34. I had double jaw surgery a few months ago. My Mom's get-well card included $100 and a 6-pack of underwear. >_<'

...Well, that was absolutely ghastly. I have seen all kinds of terrible things on the internet, and THAT horrendous display of face-chewing actually turns my stomach.

THIS.

They tried that with me, but I refused to wear the skirt/heels on the premise that they had already destroyed my legs and my ankles could not support me in anything other than my combat boots. After all, you can't have an officer injure herself (moreso) at a dining out, can you?

...and no eraser.

I don't mind bugs in my fresh produce too much. The way I see it, if it is organic, then it is a good sign that bugs want to eat it.
(once I had a bag of baby kale chock full of a ridiculous number of aphids...that one was a bit much)

Ditto. I bought a bag of rice that was infested and had a similar experience. I left the rice in the freezer and spent a year killing the little larvae crawling on my walls.

I was going to be a bit more tactless, but this sums it up nicely.

I am sorry for your loss. I lost my dog a couple years ago and I still miss him every day.

Of the four dogs in my house, the one with the most blood-lust for rabbit is a Pomeranian. You can see her actively plotting when on their turf...she even attacked a convincing stone statue in a neighbor's yard.

Fifty dollars for the tiniest bottle that can double as a stabbing weapon. It's far classier than an ice pick.