Granted, it is technically sodomy...and probably wrong in a number of other ways, but I don't care.

This is why I chose to be with my dog when it was time to put him down. It was without a doubt one of the hardest things to do, but I felt comforted by the fact that I was there with him until the end—and that he felt the same comfort since I was there to see him off.

Only in a first-world country would a person think of food as "trash" because another human being ate off that same plate.

Hmm...given that Lolita has Victorian roots, can we blame the Japanese for being potentially offensive to the old English? ;-)

I stopped caring after 22 or so. Granted, I likely don't give a crap because I always got cherry cordials from whoever I was dating. I freakin' HATE cherry cordials and I have no clue why guys thought I would like them.

THIS. A million times THIS!!!

Sadly, the media won't let them fade into obscurity because they think that more people out there care about this more than actual real news events. I suppose it is easier to report on idiotic "stars" than it is to research and report real news.

I sort by color too, but I am anal retentive and have to have some semblance of order for when I clothe my half-awake butt in the morning.

I recall an old conversation among some of my female coworkers. For one, her closet contained clothes that fit, clothes a few sizes small to motivate her to lose weight, and clothes a few sizes large for when she gains weight.

Yup. That is totally me.

I grew up as a military brat. We moved all over the States and to other countries—but I had no real problems adjusting to the people/area.

You clearly have never been to Mississippi. You would be lucky to find an Amish horse-drawn carriage in some parts of that god-forsaken state.

VS bras are now poorly made and uncomfortable. Haven't breast cancer survivors suffered enough?

Who knows? Maybe he reads Twilight?

I know of a male who washes his hands before peeing—because,"I do not know what my hands have touched." However, he refuses to wash his hands after peeing because,"I knows where my junk has been."

Urine is only sterile when it leaves the kidneys. As it exits the body, it picks up crap along the way. What exits the body is NOT sterile.

Piss off Doug.

Most of my serious relationships went this way when I was younger. When the relationship lasted over a year, they would start telling me about how happy/good I would look with 4+ kids.

Yup, the school in question here would probably have recommended a boob job to reduce the teasing. Of course, don't get implants too big because you'll be teased for that as well. Granted, as soon as the kids find out that you had work done in the first place, you'll get teased for that too.

Dude: "I'm gonna need caffeine for what we're gonna be doing, aren't you?"