VS bras are now poorly made and uncomfortable. Haven't breast cancer survivors suffered enough?

Who knows? Maybe he reads Twilight?

I know of a male who washes his hands before peeing—because,"I do not know what my hands have touched." However, he refuses to wash his hands after peeing because,"I knows where my junk has been."

Urine is only sterile when it leaves the kidneys. As it exits the body, it picks up crap along the way. What exits the body is NOT sterile.

Piss off Doug.

Most of my serious relationships went this way when I was younger. When the relationship lasted over a year, they would start telling me about how happy/good I would look with 4+ kids.

Yup, the school in question here would probably have recommended a boob job to reduce the teasing. Of course, don't get implants too big because you'll be teased for that as well. Granted, as soon as the kids find out that you had work done in the first place, you'll get teased for that too.

Dude: "I'm gonna need caffeine for what we're gonna be doing, aren't you?"

It removes their evil from this world and that is enough for me. Those bastards will not kill or rape again, and it will discourage some other potential murderers and rapists.

Now my curiosity is piqued. The guy on the left side of that picture bears a VERY strong resemblance to my ex. I haven't seen him in a little over a decade, but that could very well be him with a few extra pounds and some facial hair.

I think those guys may be likening life to a Japanese Dating Sim game.

Agreed. There are so many people who would look great wearing a size or two larger...but instead they wear clothes that are too small—and look terrible when excess flesh tries to find a place to go.

When I realized Santa was a myth, I called my parents out on it. My Dad told me, "The day you stop believing in Santa is the day you stop believing in me."

I'm glad to see that I wasn't the only one irked by this statement. People who carry on about "me me me" seem to be searching for pets instead of a partner.

I have to agree with you on this one. I am an air traffic controller—my entire job is based on making decisions, executing, and enforcing them. When I am off work, I could care less about deciding anything. I have no problem letting a man "take the reins" in the relationship...the problem nowadays is finding a good…

What pisses me off about Victoria's Secret now is their panties. Back in 2001, I bought VS panties because they were a sturdy cotton that fit very well. A few years later I bought some that were noticeably flimsier. Last year I purchased some super flimsy panties with an open seam in the crotch panels (in the older…

Ditto. It happened to me twice in middle school. The pair of girls (a different pair each time) that I thought were my "friends" just turned against me for no good reason.

I remember running away in hysterics during that scene when I first saw it. It was during my birthday party when I was 5 or so, so my poor Dad had to dutifully chase after me to bring me back to the party.

Unico movies had some good bad guys. The creepy doll in one movie, Satan himself in the other. I loaned a coworker a copy several years ago and it traumatized everyone in the household.

I went as Bart Simpson for a few of my trick-or-treating excursions when I was 10 or so. I think I confused ALOT of people by explaining that the voice actress for Bart is a female, so it was fine for me to dress as a boy.