Oh sweet baby Jesús, please let it be Lazlo!

I think a Bond villain is behind this. Planned years in advance, on a certain day, at a certain time, a certain person is to have their car parked there with them in it, when the Sun suddenly roasts the vehicle and the occupant within it.

I though the Irish word for play was "beer".

I think this is probably about the volume of peach you'd need to make enough.

Great idea, putting an emergency kit in a container that you can't open.