As a black person, I dont speak for all black people, we are not monolithic, But reading this email, I dont think its racist, its just a business man trying to figure out why his shit is fucked up. Hes speaking frankly, and probably factually on alot of his points, Hes basically saying mix this shit up, black and…

MY SISTER MAKES $3,600 A WEEK WORKING FROM HOME MY OTHER SISTER MAKES $138 A WEEK DANCING AT FOOTBALL GAMES MESSAGE ME FOR DETAILS ON HOW YOU CAN GET STARTED

This would have been clever if Microsoft didn't have any timed-exclusives...

OH MAN I THOUGHT PAM OLIVER WAS STAYING AT FOX FOR 1 MORE YEAR GOOD TO SEE HER LAND A JOB AT CNN SO QUICK THO

The amazing thing is that 12,000 fucking people found Waldo to begin with.

True story: When I was a freshman at Western Kentucky, we hosted the Sun Belt basketball tournament. After we were eliminated too early, me and my friends went to games against the team that beat us. Anyway, the UALR athletic director (this guy), saw us interacting and getting along with the school's band over the…

And Iguodala was apparently one of the first 10 people to sign up for twitter. Hell did he get the handle @Andre?

This surely wasn't the first time Brady saw Welker drop something.

All new Audis is great... and spot on.

You mean this isn't a Skyline?!?!

That's Lester

Lets see, he's never driven an F1 car before. Maybe we can let him do some laps at a test track, like Paul Ricard. You know, somewhere there isn't much to hit so he can get used to the power and how to drive this level of a race car.

Nah, fuck that. Lets just put him in the show car and let him do some donuts in a…

It's unfortunate because Michael Sam is attempting to become the first openly gay player in the NFL, something of enormous symbolic importance, and while no one wants him to be judged by anything but his merits as a football player, many sports fans were and are rooting for him to succeed.

You're a moron.

#FirePeteGarcia I'm one pissed off Alumni. The Herald is doing the right thing here, the Athletic Department is run like some third world dictatorship.

You can't really consider F. Abagnale as a stowaway. Abagnale was kinda genius, if you look at it outside of the box. The guy changed how the industry and how bank checks work. This lady is just an idiot.

That is just a copy. Even if it was coincidence, when the design was done someone should have spoken up and said "err, maybe we should change just a few little things so it doesn't look like an Audi R8". This is Chinese level of car design.

Eh. That's fair I guess. I'm sure some people will get bent out of shape about this and shout "censorship" and all that, but honestly, for a quarter and a nickel, I think this is a reasonable-if-imperfect solution to the "family friendly console with internet" problem.