That seems like an incredible amount of work for something that you can experience by... well, popping in another disc/starting another application.

nah I think is just Bungei giving the finger to Microsoft for all those years of abuse

You know what they say, "When there's grass on the field, that's Wimbledon. The U.S. Open is played on hard courts, you stupid fucking asshole."

It is an easy quote to mock. But it totally makes sense.

It seeks unspecified money damages.

I wrote my Master's thesis on sports such as boxing, football, and hockey potentially leading to neurodegenerative conditions later in life...all it takes is one or two hits to the head and it could set you down that path. Scary stuff. That's why I choose to remain a lazy, fat piece of shit.

You don't love the Cobra?! There was a Pontiac Solstice on this list and you went for not liking the Cobra?

Just because its a leased car doesn't give any of the dealership employees, from the porter washing the cars to the damn manager, the right to take a customer's car home for the weekend. Bearing in mind that the "extended testing" wasn't even authorized by the customer, now the dealer is in a big pile of shit.

That, ladies and gentlemen, is what a hero looks like.

To be fair, who the fuck has heard of a Lew Toller?

Wait, so you ripped a guy off of $10k? You sound like a real piece of work.

Reactions, totally understandable.

Great win for Microsoft; great loss for gamers.

Fake, real. Doesn't matter. It was excellent. Jon Jones is a very convincing dickhead. I'm rooting for the other guy.

That owner must've been on all the drugs at the time.

This might be one my favorite (but also worst) AOTD yet... amazing stories guys, thanks for sharing. Hope you get some solace that such suffering made for some seriously entertaining reads.

Joe Theismann deserves to have his other leg broken.

I think the reasonable thing would be for everyone to send Cory dickpics

This is breaking 34 different unwritten baseball rules. He will now need to be hit by a pitch 40 times, be expected to not look any pitcher in the eyes for the rest of the season, and have to have dinner with AJ Pierzynski.

I hope someone has taken the time to explain to Hammon that Boris Diaw asks everyone to make him a sandwich.