Holy smokes! We've reached peak batshit here.

Alternatively, the chart is plenty useful all on its own for showing to anyone trying to cite chapter-and-verse of defensive rating or whatever permutation of plus-minus we're on this week to argue that James Harden is not shit at defense now.

are you seriously using a chart from last year and not acknowledging it?

why are we talking about 2013 stats?

Wait you're using a chart from 2013-14 season to refute claims that Harden has been better on defense in the 14-15 season? Sound reasoning.

You should probably mention that this chart is only for last year. If you did sorry I missed it.

But that's last year's chart.

I think you've got to factor in how little help Harden has had offensively... which is strange considering the weapons, but he's the only one who can create anything on the team... and is asked to do it all. the. time. You can say what you said about Harden's defense and apply that to Butler's offense, in the sense…

Oh come on Kevin, I like Jimmy Butler - real good player, lock for MIP - but he's also not in the same conversation as James Harden, who is currently his own conversation. You're too easily dismissing the most efficient 27/7/7 in the league.

They've been allowing black people for quite a while now.

How exactly does him being a shitty singer mean the headphones are shit?

But what if I've got one that's, like, reaalllllllly funny?

If Darvish hadn't still had the opportunity to get the out, hadn't given up the homer later and hadn't, you know, actually thrown a ball I'd agree with you.

In Jones' defense, the man's last name is Theyard.

Morrison is lucky. That crime carries a term of seven years in prison, so he'd be facing one year in prison.

Justin Turner plays for the Mets. Jacob Turner is the Marlin who had the big game today. Close, though!

It's just like how Pluto feels when he watches Goofy walk on his hind legs and speak English with Mickey, Donald, and Minnie.

Yes, how dare he spread facts and play down hyperbole! 'MERICA IS UNDER ATTACK! THIS IS NO TIME FOR ACCURATE INFORMATION!!!