""It would just become part of what was going on like an itch, just get rid of that we'll scratch and we would be done and move on.'

I feel like we're really glossing over this tho "an experiment to teach dolphins to speak English."

Bad dolphin! EeeeEeee means EeeeEeee!

Honestly, I have an eating disorder and I used to do this. Not at a restaurant or anywhere in public, for the love of god, but my friends and I called it "proactive" bulimia and we thought we were soooo smart for inventing it. Chew something and get the flavor, and then spit it out before you swallow so you don't…

I was thinking the same thing. I used to manage a hotel and a woman would register once a month with a local address. Would always go out and come back with a couple of bags of groceries. One night stay. I commented once to our desk manager and he said that he knew her from the property that he worked at before…

I just.....no. It looks like someone just forgot to cut off that extra fabric. Unless those things have openings to hold bags of Cheetoh's or Bugles (Original flavor only), what are they even doing there? Her face also looks washed out; should have at least gone with a dark lip or something. She's way too stylish to…

Every time I see a photo of her, I think "Oh shut up, Blake Lively. With your perfect body and perfect hair and lovely face."

"Fine"?! I think this is hideous. The top of the dress looks like a top you'd find in a Delia's catalog circa 1995.

I usually love Blake's fashion choices and I also usually love Michael Kors. This looks like a Flinstone's halloween costume and I hate it.

Same. But in Memphis, in the summer. She MUST have been in Wisconsin.

How old is your brother? How long has it been since he watched this:

Ugh, seriously the most annoying thing EVER. I'm growing my pixie cut out and basically it's at perfect eye-poking length. I have to straighten it and part it now, and I just look like John Hamm in the 90's. I can't wait for it to be grown out again!

There's an old NYT article, from back when he was first getting popular, where his mother is clearly against the fact that his manager is Jewish. The fact that she's involved in this shit is not surprising to me.

My dad regularly wears a sweatsuit with JUICY across the ass.

I cannot even begin to tell you how much of a tragedy this was for me. If they would just make a fucking bag of pink Starburst, you know that would sell better than any other Starburst product ever. Stop giving me juice-filled Starburst - we already have Gushers. I want pink. (That sounds naughty.)

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Ariana Grande can saaang, but it always sounds like she has a head cold. I just want her to blow her nose. Or maybe try a neti pot.

I can't wait until hating Gwyneth Paltrow is no longer the in-thing. It's so old and tired already. It's gone on so long now it's now caused me to root for her.

"Girl Yo Dirty ass Coulda went to them people Wedding" just about sums everything up.