I have a friend issue: this nerdy annoying girl named Mallory won't stop following me and my other friends around. We've tried to make it clear that she's fine but just not going to be accepted into our clique, but...it's not sticking. To make things more complicated, she's pretty close with this girl Jessi, who we…

"She's also an outlier in that at 5'4" and 105 lbs, her height-weight combination put her slightly below the threshold doctors who use the BMI scale would consider "healthy." She's also below what Weight Watchers would consider healthy for her height."

Interesting. So when it comes to overweight people, BMI is garbage…

Thank you! I try! Hopefully there will be more from me as time goes on!

WHY DO YOU HATE SOMETHING AS BEAUTIFUL AND NATURAL AS FUCKING AMONG THE SEA CREATURES? ;D

I am totally worried about setting a poor example for my daughter when I have sex with this person I barely know then turn around and treat her like crap.

Good things there aren't gays on this show, though. We're much more difficult to explain to your daughter than late-night ocean sex with strangers.

She's someone I talk to pretty regularly, and GP really helped launch her personal chef career, so no, not so much.

Your conniption over an editor floating a general idea for a piece in his celebrity magazine is easily one of the most tin-eared, poorly sourced rants I've read in a while.

I kind of can't help but like her as well. She seems like she'd be pretty entertaining to spend an evening with and I would be good money she has impeccable taste in booze.

I like GP.

Ugh. Seriously Jezebel? Piss off. Diablo Cody, “total mean-girl shit, masquerading as feminism,”

I like her just fine. She is over the top and spoiled and ridiculous but at least she is honest about it. She doesn't live a fabulously wealthy lifestyle and pretend to be just a regular chick and I appreciate that. She has a crazy diet and exercise routine and is honest about that, too. None of this "I live on…

They had nothing, huh? It doesn't surprise me. Gwenyth may be out of touch, but my understanding (from an employee of hers) is that she's actually a lovely person.

I like her - I like her movies, her food book was pretty good, and she seems like a funny mom. Sorry.

If we actually believed that a magazine known for fawning over celebrities — especially beautiful women — would do a takedown of a Hollywood darling like Gwyneth Paltrow...

"Wait wait wait. Is that really how you run your editorial meetings? "I'd like to read something about Gwyneth Paltrow"? First of all: That's not a story idea. That's not a pitch. There's no narrative there."

Oh please. That's exactly how Jezebel/Gawker and tabloids run their editorial meetings. You write about vapid…

"anyone who doubts her is betraying that seven-year-old girl in the attic"?

I am not defending Woody Allen, I have no idea what happened here. But it bears mentionin that he was investigated for this when the allegations came to light (she isn't just breaking her silence now) and the claims were thought to be unsubstantiated. Those findings are frequently wrong and child abuse is tragically…

Want to know the best way to report it?

Don't. It's none of our fucking business what this person does in their private lives. And Jezebel certainly has not earned the right to tell people how to report on anything, given its track record.

Dear Powers that Be at Jezebel: