I’ll sit on the floor if there are no seats, no one has ever said anything about it. Like, isn’t that a waste of the cop’s time? Isn’t there actual crime happening anywhere? Maybe some of the white collar crime that affects millions of people, but no one ever gets tagged for it. Maybe go do some of that and leave the…

What a seemingly self loathing, cut off your nose to spite your face country we have become. People in places like Texas, Alabama, South Carolina and other lower states will cheer this, stupid enough to not think past fucking over Obama’s​ attempts to treat all Americans with equity in healthcare and affordable…

Fucking Republican logic.

Oh but despite their claims of racial superiority, all these white supremacists are exceptionally thin-skinned, vain, and insecure. That's part of why they're so fucking racist to begin with. So even though your average person would say, "Well, looks like I'm not blessed with a full head of hair; I'll just shave it…

THREE pints of babies blood!

Miller feelin’ so fine about his appearance today he’s probably going to celebrate tonight by killing two hookers.

I’d normally be more amused, but I have no doubt that the shame and embarrassment from this episode will simply make him even more racist than he already was.

My mom also used lots of talcum powder. Thigh friction. Ovarian cancer got her at 71 after seven years of off and on treatment. I’ve wondered about my late husband’s frequent use of it in his cycling shorts sans underwear. He used it for decades and died from lung cancer, but he’d been a heavy smoker once upon a time.

So my mom swore by Talc. And used it faithfully. And died of Ovarian cancer at age 61 in 1997. So ... what happens now? 

Those parents have not lost two children. How awful.

The answer is pretty simple:

Yeah, I mean because all white thinking guys know it’s only sexual assault if it happens in front of witnesses (some of whom, by the way, were neither interviewed not allowed to testify).  Turtle McConnell knowing what’s best for us.

Lol, in the future, this presidency will not be brought up without also bringing up Obama. Everything the man does is driven by the past administration and historians are going to latch onto that.

Honestly, who among us haven’t been the Nancy Pelosi in a meeting like this, just trying to keep on topic while two dudes have a piss fight to see whose dick is bigger.

They are both Big Damn Heroes. The biggest.

Enter Senator Lindsey “Boot Licker” Graham, stage right.  “Howdy y’all, why are we in this ole stuffy Oval Office when the weather’s so wonderful at Mar a Lago?  Air Force Trump is fueled up and loaded with Happy Meals, ready to go so we can hit the links.  No need to discuss this pesky Witch Hunt affair!”

That pic says it all. Trump was the bad ass toddler and Pence was his embarrassed father. Pelosi was the mom and Schumer was the sarcastic uncle who doesn’t mind goading a child. 

She’s only saying that AOC used a slur because she knows Trump supporters don’t fact check and that they will fill in the blanks all on their own and spend the rest of the day hating AOC for her imaginary slur against a decorated military gen.

My theory is the unholy cabal that runs the Republican Party wants only just enough women in Congress (and government in general) to not get called out too badly for having no women in it at all.