I knew EXACTLY what tree was going to be inside this post! I call them jizzmine trees.

my cats’ toe beans smell like corn chips.

100% jizz rag tree

Thank you for this. I have a friend who is going through this and I have collecting evidence for her for quite some time, but nothing ever pans out in the end. Hopefully some of these resources might give us better results.

Great point— I would think that we would see it in the news if Lyft drivers were perpetrators, but it could be that these creeps are driving for both but have been busted for assault while working for Uber. (Uber has bigger market share, so that would make sense.) At a minimum these companies should look at this info.

Right? It’s not like these guys were cooking (much/at all) to begin with. It’s better to start with something simple that they can repeat rather than something fancy they’ll never be able to reproduce.

Yeah, all the men were rational in voting for the reality TV show candidate with no political and governing experience over the highly qualified woman with decades of experience, who, btw, was far more measured and temperate on the campaign than he was. But, sure, women are more emotional than men.

How did we become surrounded by these ancient evil dinosaurs that never, ever, ever die and somehow manage to littlefinger their way into huge amounts of wealth and political power? Roy Moorlestor didn’t make it up there, but too many of them fucking do. What’s going on? Are Horcruxes real?

This dude is the political equivalent of a Tinder date who won’t take the god damn hint after months of ghosting, isn’t he?

Hey Roy,

We’re not sure how to be more direct about this, but we’ll try again: We’re Not Interested. Period. Full stop. End of message.

Calling us whores, writing poorly-considered/spelled angry…

Most Uber drivers I’ve ridden with also drive for Lyft. How about the two companies agree to share reports of sexual assault so that a predator can’t continue to drive for the other company?

The things people choose to care about. Foul language? Awful! Sexual harassment and sexual assault? A-okay!

Iinstead of protecting my innocent ears from profanity, I’d like anyone in this administration to protect my bodily autonomy or they could work for equal pay or when someone loses their job because of sexual harrassment, just acknowledge that they fucking deserve it. You know, something like that. I can’tcan’t with…

It irritates the most because the underlying dogwhistle is that “sacred” and “human” are opposite things.

My money is on a series of “interim” or “acting” seatwarmers as the White House gets the nation used to the idea of there being no Chief of Staff, which we eventually will accept because apparently nothing fucking matters anymore and we are living in some horrible work of Dadaist performance art

I’m really glad that Michelle Wolf is sticking to her guns and not backing down in any way from her performance, because Colbert got the same kind of bullshit back in 2006 and now it’s regarded as one of, if not the, best WHCD routines out there.

Ladies, try to react to things in the calm, non-emotional, rational manner that men do like by starting a war or going on a shooting spree.

Oh man, would I love to unleash my usual vulgar, curse-filled conversation on this asshole.

He slandered the Congresswoman from Florida in connection with 45's dimwitted and ham-handed “sympathy” call to a military widow and has yet to apologize for it.

“...women like Sarah Huckabee Sanders and Kellyanne Conway, who display so little emotion that it is often alarming to hear them speak.”

You really do get the impression that Kelly thinks that the US was at its best between the end of WWII and about 1963: women were infantilized, there was almost no immigration, and the country was never whiter (because Italians and Jews got to start calling themselves “white”).