When I was a young lad, I ate seafood potato skins at a local restaurant for dinner. I immediately felt unwell, rushed to the bathroom, and yakked in the urinal.

This was something my daughter’s body had done, so it’s a nomination by proxy, and though not gross enough to compete with most the entries here, it’s damn amusing, so I shall submit it anyways.

Yeah I think Barry forgets that Mark Shrayber used to work here! God I miss Mark.

Holy Christ!

Turner said he recalled the man asking, “Do you think this is OK?”

I don’t know, maybe highlighting that various media outlets are writing “poor unfortunate athlete got caught raping, punished, potential sport career ruined” rather than “bad rapist rapes, caught, punished for being bad raping rapist”. These stories seem to empathize with and show the rapist as sympathetic rather than…

Our standards are pretty low, but I’m glad someone met them at least. I hope one day we can even raise the bar a little.

Stanford female activists

New rule: if you pen a story sympathetic to the accused party, you have to give one of the following disclaimers, with no hedging, hesitating or euphemistic language:

Um if someone is convicted on multiple sex crime felonies, maybe he shouldn't be free on bail until sentencing. Just a thought.

Once promising=white, privileged, supported, loved.

I want to buy Peter Jonsson and that other student some mozzarella sticks. Good for them for doing the right thing and intervening.

This story is not helping my inherent bias against dudes named BROCK.

It’s almost like people don’t give a shit about rape victims

it was once promising. and then he raped a young woman and now his life is garbage, because he is garbage.

Remember, sports is the apotheosis of a young man’s life, the pinnacle of his achievements after which all remainder of his sad, sad life will be but an utter disappointment, as man is no longer permitted to use his youthful and supple physique to plunge repeatedly into the water and, floating effortlessly, surprise…

Trump just loudly and openly says all the stuff the GOP has been quietly insinuating for years. That anyone is surprised by any of this is bizarre to me.

SE Cupp interviewed Carly Fiorina for Glamour and in it she added an editorial about how she wished women cared about tax/fiscal issues as they did about reproductive health issues. That right there was proof enough that Republican women do. not. get. it. For so, so many people reproductive health issues ARE fiscal…

Alright. Here’s the deal. While all people can be bigoted or discriminate against others for various reasons, in essence, hearing “That’s white people shit” is amazingly harmless. It might briefly bend your feels for a second (though I have no idea why, I gotta tell you). But, that’s it.