Luke I believe it's a web site and not an actual App that you'll be able to download from Google Play / App Store

Do you have a dog?

I don't have a cat

But it happens

I put a computer up my ass without help from a doctor, can't imagine this is much more difficult.

Living the dream!! :D

Shows a true lifehacker article when the screenshot shows the D: labelled as Macintosh! Though surprised it's not labelled Hackintosh...?