Found the moron. 

Please give more to the owners. They’re not rich enough yet

I think it’s pretty ignorant to begrudge any dollar NFL players can get from the shitbags who own these teams before they’re cast aside to live out their likely shortened lives with a laundry list of medical problems.

Sure. The money is definitely better going to Paul Allen. He needs it much more than the guy putting his health on the line on the field.

Veteran move. If you want the rest of the day off the ol’ bird for the boss works every single time. I’ve avoided working fridays for months with it.

But it sure tastes like it is

Let he who doesn’t chop his parmesan cheese with a credit card cast the first stone.

You’re not familiar with ships?

This is going to bring Pittsburgh back, right?

I bet he pleated with them to reconsider.

Another Twitter user said he’d located a Patriot site in Yemen.

That’s gonna affect the center fielder wherever he may roam.

Enter, sand man.

D.B. Pooper

Johnny’s idea of cutting back on the money he spends on partying is to roll up a ten dollar bill rather than a twenty in the club’s bathroom.

“We shoulda had more time.”

parking a 25 foot trailer in his driveway. did you not read the article?

if HIS driveway is big enough to fit the entire trailer on HIS property and it’s visual properties are that of a white box. What makes this guy a dickhole?

Yeah. The nerve of that guy. Parking stuff in his driveway. Seriously, fuck him. Next thing you know, it won’t be a nice clean white trailer. It’ll be a dirty 15 year old Dodge Caravan with mismatched fender colors. And he will whisper softly to the world: “You let this happen”