The picture provided at the top is cracking me up. There’s just this silhouette of a dude in a sitting pose floating over the ground to the right. What is this broken-ass game lmao.

Nashville has shown itself to be a true hockey town filled with real fans, because they booed the living shit out of Bettman last night, as is proper and right.

But would this team have beat the 95-96 Bulls? Obviously not.

Remember P.K. Subban and Sidney Crosby chirping in Game 3, which led to Subban claiming (joking) Crosby said his breath stank? Here’s what was actually said, as picked up by the on-ice mics. It’s a lot less creative. [Puck Daddy]

Boo fucking hoo.

I’m a petty person sometimes, so I still think it’s funny. I would not be a good professional athlete, beyond the fact that I have no discernible athletic skills.

As a Pens fan, I love the hate because they backed it up last year by winning the cup and are on the verge of backing it up yet again. Unfortunately, I now know how Patriots fans feel every year. Fuck the Patriots.

LOL...what is it about sports that brings out the tin-foil hat crowd?

I’ve been a hockey fan since the late 80's. In no particular order, I have read the NHL wants: Southern teams, New York City teams, Pittsburgh, Philadelphia, Boston, Chicago to win. Maybe they do. They want them TV ratings. But it’s too much to suggest the NHL is rigging the games when it is far more likely the…

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I think it’s unfair to the readers to mention the Deadspin Slack without actually posting screenshots of the conversations

I was fat in middle school and god damn my dad would get pissed when I would eat like a fat ass at wendy’s hahaha

Ok, so you’re talking about counting the chases watched using the digits on your hands and feet (for counting)? When I first read that, was wondering why you were watching these car chases on hands and feet (like hands and knees)? Reading things too quickly can be fun sometimes.

“Ladies and gentleman, the President of the United States has been sh....now cutting to a CAR CHASE! OMFG! LOOK AT IT GO! SPEEDS OF UP TO 100 MPH! THE CARNAGE!!! YAAAAAAAS.”

Does it help if you take off your trousers?

Just need to update so Crosby is showing him 2 rings and that is a gold post!

Agreed. As a Caps fan, from what I’ve seen at the local NYC bar, Fleury has been the difference maker, but he’s been the difference maker flopping around. I know it’s his style, and he is making saves, but he’s getting pummeled and flailing from one end to the other and instead of lifting the puck, the caps are…

Not a fan of either team, but I can’t help but think that Oshie’s penalty was just karma for him doing the exact same thing to Bonino in the playoffs last season:

Marti DiBergi: Given the history of the Capitals, uh, in the past, do you have any fears, uh, for your playoff life?

I got a OneBlade for Christmas and I love it. Blade razors irritate my skin too much so I’ve always avoided using them. I used to use a trimmer without a guard to shave as close as possible, but this gets a lot closer.

I got a OneBlade for Christmas and I love it. Blade razors irritate my skin too much so I’ve always avoided using…