Wpark83
Wpark83
Wpark83

Clever girl....

100%.

"(mumbles under breath) What a bitch..."

"911, what is your emergency?"

And over the last year, I've indulged every single person with a big smile. The guy who wants to know what it costs gets to sit inside. The guy who asks if I want to trade gets to see the engine up close. Kids get rides, parent permitting. And if anyone wants to take a picture with it, I grab their camera and invite

This is where I saw it listed, granted I'm not a sports gambler so who knows how legit this site is. Just took it at face value:

Hey, hipsters in Portland gotta get cred any way they can.

Well, I saw it at 12.5 on one site. 9.5 on some others.

Holy shit. It was 12.5.

To play devil's advocate...I can understand where you'd think, "Hey, football players sometimes wear a lot of eye black...let's so go overboard and do the whole face!"

Sucks to be a Penguins fan!

They gotta throw a Pajama Jammy Jam Night.

God, let's hope for a wardrobe malfunction.

Guy I work with astutely caught that this looks like it's just a guy who took a picture of a photo of Admiral Ackbar., hence the reason it came out like shit.

As long as fans are bringing posters of Eric flying with balloons, all is well in the world.

SO CLOSE.

"Out of context, I can see fans being upset...but we're honoring beer here...you have to look at it in context." - Dan Snyder

Holy shit...the "Bid my blood to run" part made me force-ably laugh after a good minute of heavy giggling...amazing.