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The best way to fall in love with Bill Pullman all over again is to watch him in "Zero Effect."

When I heard that speech, I seriously wanted Bill Pullman to be The President ...

There's no such thing as a universal objective standard of damages.

Yes, it's called Detroit.

Unfriended a person on FB for posting this website with the comment "LOL."

No, that was just foley artists.

How is this even remotely a parody of the inanity of TED?

Oh, I remember that scene. I also remember leaping up from the couch and screaming at the top of my lungs, "THAT WAS JUST THE MONITOR YOU FUCKING IDIOT!"

No, your point came through just fine. You hate it that people who "cheated" the system get a free pass while people who "played by the rules" have to continue to wait in line.

I don't think it's beneficial to follow the "it was hard for me, therefore it should also be hard for you" line of thought.

Thank you. My friend recently went through this process and shared with me all of the pitfalls of immigration.

THIS.

I am incredibly saddened to see posts supportive of, or lacking condemnation of Kevin Clash.

First, Clash is an openly gay man.

I don't ... I don't want to sound like I'm trolling you. I'm actually quite serious here and I'm putting in an effort of equanimity so that you don't feel prosecuted for speaking your mind.

I am incredibly saddened that (a) this opinion would appear on Jezebel of all places, and then (b) there are (so far) 8 replies of support for, or a lack of condemnation of Kevin Clash.

Duh. Spaceball One in MegaMaid mode.