Yeah, great news on forcing identity on Google Play reviews. Now cretins who hate me for posting a less than perfect review on their dumb app have the perfect way to harass me.

Atheists are assholes. Agnostics are pussies.

There are some days I look at my friend from the side of my eye, and go "really? *Really*??" He's older than me and I've had to re-educate him on various topics a few times.

From a distance, that photo does NOT look like a strap-on dildo.

Ohhhh, believe me, he understands his analytical ability. He earned himself millions of dollars because of it. He is a dynamo of a man, despite his social deficiencies.

My friend is a person who is highly functioning with Asperger's. He frequently tells me that he would give anything to experience life the way neuro-typical people do. For him, it's a daily torture: he lives in a world where everyone is a mystery and he has to figure people out as puzzles, which means the way he…

Well, there goes grandma's crusade to save all women from the evils of porn by introducing them to Jeebus.

I read JGL's presence at the end of DKR as "here, kid. Hold down the fort until I'm ready to come back. At which point we get an open ended option of JGL to carry on a splinter Bat franchise (which has some seriously awesome story telling opportunities) and allows Bale's Bruce Wayne to come back for the heavy lifting:…

HARCOURT. FENTON. MOTHERFUCKING. MUDD.

But what about all these amazing cliffhangers that made for (maddeningly) great series finales? Charlie, you're dating yourself!

FINALLY.

Eastern Europe is notorious for not wanting to provide service unless you bribe for it. You're having a bad day? Fuck you, comrade. You need special accommodations? What country you think this is, comrade, Sweden? Something beyond your control has fucked you up? Tough shit, comrade. Oh, any of these things happened to…

I just had this conversation in the office:

What the hell, dude? Why are you against hugs? Are you embracist?

No, I just think you need a hug. Come get your hug.

No, you need a hug. Shut up and take your hug.

You need a hug. I give you a hug.

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