Overalls, dude. Overalls. We had no idea what we were doing. We're like the scientists who invented asbestos. It seemed like a good idea at the time!

My grand-dad worked in the coal mines, and on road construction for his entire life. My wife's grand-dad worked in the textile mills, and has been a farmer for 50 years. Both could have easily torn off your arm, and beaten you to death with it.

Yes of course — every bad leader is a puppet of Israel, even the radical Islamist ones. Those Jews sure are crafty.

Chinese: Reform "Impossible to do without Deng Xiaoping"

I think the whole thing is sham. I could drop you [Random Foreign Town] and tell you to go to [Random Hole in the Wall Dive] and order the [Obscure local food you cannot compare to anything in America], you would swear it was the best [Obscure local food you cannot compare to anything in America] and feel awesome…

I watched some boring-ass Discovery Channel food show where they showed the process of a famous ice cream cake roll bakery figuring out how to make a red velvet cake roll to sell for their thirty fifth anniversary or some dumb shit like that. In order to mass-produce the red velvet cake, they had to get the red food…

As a perpetual lifeguard every summer from age 16-22, I cleaned a lot of pool filters. In texas heat insects flock to the cool cement and even cooler water like the salmon of capistrano. I got used to it, but I never got used to these mothers. Most of all because, THEY. WERE. ALWAYS. STILL ALIVE.

Is there a point for a yellowjacket to exist? Does it serve a purpose? Does it cross pollinate like a bee? It doesn't make honey, so fuck wasps and yellowjackets (are they the same thing?) in their stupid wasp faces.