Pretty everyone I know who does the market has Apple stocks, even people who refuse to use their products and are strict PC guys.

You should see what my hand looks like!

You could replace "Facebook" with "New Gawker" and it'd be the same article.

This picture is turning into the Sgt. Pepper album cover: just throw whatever you have on hand into it.

Inhofe must be good at phone sex.

Maybe you should direct your dad to the NEWS STORIES OF AL QAEDA SAYING. "YUP, HE'S DEAD". Because I'm guessing Al Qaeda isn't trying to help Obama get re-elected. Trust me, they want some Republican moron back in office.

'Extreme Makeover: Osama Edition"

"That's jihad, baby" is also the best MC Hammer song MC Hammer never sang.

The key word is "hipsters". Hipsters don't chant.

Obama cleans up another of Bush's mess.

Classic.

It's funny that Chuck Todd on MSNBC says this won't have any effect on 2012, and that everyone will probably forget in 2/3 months. The msm just needs to keep 2012 interesting, y'all!

i get a feeling the Obama 2012 campaign fundraising committe will be working overtime the next few weeks.

He's going to leave the gloating to us.

Seriously! Watching her myself. I'm hoping for a good Woodstock flash!

Yeah, this has been going on for SIX WEEKS, so all you fuckers out there - right, left, Jon Stewart - who criticize Obama for wasting time talking to Oprah, doing fundraisers in California, doing ceremonial duties, etc. You can all go blow it out your ass!

Ha! Andy Card just said the same thing on MSNBC! It must be the official Republican talking point!

Ha, Republican on my FB news feed says "Thank God for the bravery of our US military." Yes, true. But somebody had to give the order, jeeves!

chant "four more years!"

$30 that Trump is very, very proud of how he caused this to happen.