CNN reporting he was killed outside a mansion he was chilling in for years. I'm sure the GOP line will be he arrested a corpse, but that doesn't seem to be the case.

I imagine a lot of GOP candidates on the fence whether to run or not just got off the fence...and started back home.

Yes. To humor Trump.

I know of two guys who would admit to being with a hooker. One said he tried it just out of curiosity an didn't think it was such a great experience. The other did the whole "I was in Amsterdam's Red Light District" thing, and he strikes me as someone who has trouble getting the kind of girls he likes.

Meh...she clearly meant it as a joke. This is only worthy of a thread in the New Gawker.

So I guess I won't bother "liking" the Gawker page.

Yeah, I don't "like' big companies, but the local restaurants, bars, artist pages, and tv shows that I "like" I actually read their posts. Could care less if Wal Mart doesn't think FB is helping them with sales, frankly.

Yeah, the only white collar person who goes to jail is Martha Stewart. Everyone else gets a free pass. He'll cop a plea and buy everyone a sailboat, or something.

"he's lost about 20 lb and friends are concerned that he's escaping reality with booze"

Sheen really needs to seize this moment and start his own religion.

Didn't they both have sex with The Situation? They could bond over that.

Just gorgeous. I'd feel guilty ordering a popcorn and large Sprite in that cathedral.

You know she's an artist by the tramp tat alone.

I know she won an Oscar for Butterfield 8, but the movie itself isn't really much. She even admitted that she probably won it with a lot of sympathy votes because of her pneumonia. I'd replace that with "Giant", which is a pretty iconic movie.

She seems more genuine than Jay.

McG will direct it and it will be shit. Next!

OK, so this is the new site, right? Nothing new to look forward to? OK...it sucks.

This is less scandalous than Rex Ryan and the feet thing.

@Modiano: Jennifer Garner would love it.