Gary Busey should be doing these red carpet interviews. That's probably the only way I'd watch.

I wonder if this Zack Snyder film will have any CGI.

The only porn index I trust is Nate Silver's.

What next? The McRib is only 70% human flesh?

@fastactingrelief is un-caffeinated: Back when I ate meat (about 12 years ago), it was seriously irresistible. Less so the emergency runs to the toilet.

Actually, I always thought the point of AI wasn't to find the best musical talent, but the most marketable. Occasionally, that coincides (Kelly Clarkson), but I always thought the show was pretty honest: we want someone we can mold and sell. Isn't that essentially the J. Lo story?

Then the Samantha Bee Maxim cover is going to make Fox News ape shit.

why do I see a room full of cats in her future?

@MrDecember: Latter.

Seriously, fuck 2010!

Thank you for encapsulating my feelings on 2010 exactly. Fucking awesome!

You forgot the biggest lesson: The notion of movie stars being able to open anything saw one more nail in its coffin, with movies like "Knight and Day", "How Do You Know", "The Tourist", and anything with Russell Crowe in it essentially tanking at the domestic box office. I know some of these will recover some of its…

should've stuck with the "Oprah-Uma" bit. The classics always kill.

Food ink is people!!!

@JasonsRobot: How could you forget the greatest family Christmas story ever?

@Grant Wood: I think the white lips on Marjorie Reynolds's mouth really is the cherry on top of the Politically Incorrect cake.

"Gremlins". What does it say about you? You're middle age, married, with screaming children, and you fondly remember the 80s when you spent your summers watching anything with Spielberg's name on it, and whacking off to a young Phoebe Cates. Growing up sucks.

@Grant Wood: Oh, "Holiday Inn" by a mile. I've never actually been able to sit through the treacly "WC", whereas I actually find "Holiday Inn" to be kinda funny, and with some of Irving Berlin's best music. No idea why "WC" was chosen as the default holiday movie. BTW, is there a minstrel number in "WC"? Because in…

Umm...Peppermint Patty isn't in the Xmas special.

@wyomingcowboyup: Probably because the NBA regular season is the most meaningless season in sports. Everyone pretty much knows what teams are going to be in the playoffs (it feels like half the teams get in, anyway), with maybe one or two exceptions, who almost always gets knocked out in the first round. Even Charles…